I need this.. so that I can make my bank robbery getaway in style, and monkeys chasing car chase much better.

BMW 7 Series M package

BMW 7series is going to get X Drive and M package… just imagine the possiblity!

Read more here.. from Cnet

Danchee with bacon from my local cafe is much better than the hot cake or mcmuffin from fatdonald’s. It isn’t super salty or super sweet. It has hong dai (toasted). It is just the perfect breakfast for me in conjunction with iced coffee on the morning. And the danchee is not like those normal sanwiches, it doesn’t have thing I don’t want like green stuff in it. It’s just magical. I mean if I want green stuff I just eat grass, but why would I do that? I rather eat a banana.

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I saw this giant worm the other day. I know it isn’t that big but it’s pretty big for hong kong standard. I mean when was the last time you seen a live worm in hong kong?

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YES YOU NEED THIS!

You totally need this Pontoon boat for the next summer escape off Monkey Island. I mean you don’t want to just sit here on the island all the time without exploring further,… do you?

Well Uncrate.com had found the perfect fix for us monkeys waiting to explore offshore, (yes i know we can swim but i just cbf swimming all the time).

At $4000 HKD, why not? BUY ONE NOW

Have you ever wanted to smash someone over the head with a guitar?

Not just anyone, but smashing it on an opposite sex? (In my case, a girl)

To me, smashing a guitar on a girl is sort of like glorified violence. There’s something that appeals to me when you see a guitar dangling on the girl’s neck, with her all bloodied.

I’m probably just sick, but I really want to do that. I can’t get that out of my head!! I really want to smash a guitar on a girl! Or may be I’m just metaphoring guitar smashing as sex? Since I haven’t been on a date for so long, I miss the bone crushing, hip banging sexual violence that I sourly missed? Oh well.. Let’s hope I won’t just smash that guitar on a dude one day. :O

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Office warfare is never going to be the same if you got one of these. I know we monkeys love it!

The 10 Phrases you need to know in Hong Kong 香港for a Gwai Lo鬼佬.

Gwai Lo

1.Gwai Lo (鬼佬) meaning Ghost, that’s how we call you Westerners…. coz that’s how you look like to us. alternatively we might call you guys as Sei Gwai Lo (死鬼佬) (die ghost), that’s when we are cursing you to die. Yup that’s right.
2.Yau Lok (有落) meaning have exit, that’s what you call out when you need to get out of the Mini Bus in Hong Kong, and stop telling the driver to STOP in English, say Yau Lok instead, speak Canto!
3.Dong Ling Cha (凍檸荼) meaning Ice Lemon Tea. If you want to real ice lemon tea, stop going to your Gwai Lo’s cafe that you pay iced tea for $20+ bucks and instead goto the local cafe. It just tastes so much better, and embrace the culture.
4.Dan Chee (蛋冶) meaning Egg sandwich. If you want to eat DanChee, goto your local cafe instead again, and not at like Delifrance, coz they are crap.
5.Hong Dai ( 烘底) meaning toast it. If you want toasted sandwich.. tell the guy to Hong Dai. normally charge you extra $2
6.Jie Jie (借借) meaning move it. Stop standing in the Mtr like you own the MTR. please give space to others, we are not invading your private space ok. Please just move INTO the train instead of like standing there with your bags and arms out, we actually have to move millions people per day, and unlike your dodgy system, it runs ontime.
7.Dor Che (多謝) meaning Thank You. When you want something from us, please say thanks. We don’t owe you anything. We dont’ have to stop and point you to the direction to the cloesest toilet or whatever. You waste our time, please say thank you after.
8.Ng Goi (唔該) meaning excuse me/thanks. Please distinguish the difference of Ng Goi and Dor Che, if you are like pushing your way and stuff.. that’s when you say Ng Goi. Or use the hybrid Ng Gor Jie Jie.
9.Gwa Si (搞事) meaning Causing/making, trouble/scene/stuff. You can use this term for almost anything. If you are going into a fight, but you want to pull out of it, you can scream out and say.. Don’t Gwai Si !! or.. you can saperate the two word, and juse use the word Gwai. If you see a gal and you want to get her.. ask her if she wants to Gwa’ it.
10.Duk Han Yum Cha (得閒飲茶) meaning have time then yum cha. Use it when you are not just into the gal/guy… whenever you want to break the conversation… just say somet other stuff and end it buy Duk Han Yum Cha. Works everytime.